How my kampong got it names

History, for me history is always happen, one second after also called history, history cannot separated from time, because what’s happen on the past will and must be called history whether it’s a big one or even the slightest things. History is always exciting and new, because everyday history happen, even when we sleep, even when we eat, or what everything we do, history will always happen. Even when we died, history still and certainly happen. So I was always wondering about the history of my kampong name, who say or come out with an idea, hey, why don’t we called our kampong, kampong tong. Why? Why the name of “tong” why they choose “tong”? I don’t have a scientific data or any parts of history in the book that I can look on, so my only and single way to know only from an old data, a.k.a the older people in my kampong. So I meet them and ask about how this kampong renamed as kampong tong, and what the tong meaning. At my kampong there was a lot of reservoir (my kampong called reservoir as Tong) that have made by human to flow the water to padi-field. The reservoir at that time fill with mealy pith, and it is a great habitat for ikan keli. See, my kampong was located near with padi-field so the people culture’s also more like kampong stuff example fishing. That reservoir is so popular because ikan keli were a lot and I mean a lot, it has attracted so many people to fishing there. So when people want to go at that kampong, they say hey, let’s go to that kampong, what’s kampong? Ask one of them, alaaa kampong tong yang ada banyak ikan keli tu, one of them answer. Them after along time passes, from mouth to mouth eventually kampong tong has been named and that is How My kampong got it names. True story. Ah what so special is that my kampong are the only reservoir that have been made maybe in all Pasir Mas. My home spot right now, long time ago was padi-field!

Last 29 January I go out with my family, and on the road I see a lot of sign that show a kampong name, and here the top ten THE NAMES OF KAMPONG THAT I THINK IT’S FUNNY (AREA KOTA BHARU, TUMPAT AND PASIR MAS)

1)      Kg.Tong (what’s tong) a barrel or something, jeez

2)      Kg.Slow Machang ( it’s mixture from movement and a fruit) Slow - Machang

3)      Kg.Pauh ( Pauh in Malay word mean mangga) Kg.Mangga?

4)      Kg.Neting ( Neting in Malay word mean melantun)

5)      Kg.Kangkong ( pst Kangkong ) hehe

6)      Kg.To’Uban ( Tok Uban)?

7)      Kg.Bechah Kelubi (Kelubi)  almost exact sound like Obi Wan Kenobi(Star Wars) maybe twins? Obi Wan Kelubi LOL

8)      Kg.Bukit Perah (censored)

9)      Banggol Petai ( Petai )

10)   Kg.Belukar (secondary forest) sometime we make guess game out for it. Example what kg Belukar name in English? The anwer ( Blue Car ) (Belukar) sounds similar right? Hahaha

p/s one of these Top Ten were my kampong, try guess it

WHY? JOB? WORK? EXPERIENCE?

Why? Why they always say that we should collect as many work experience as we can? I know I already got one when I was doing some practical things. How many work experience do we have to do when I m already good at it? People who needs more and more work experience only because they are still unready, scared and doesn’t believe their own capability, for me? I was already sure I can do it.  One thing I couldn’t understand, why do people always say that we need to do   temporary job until we get the real job? Yes there were a lot of a job, a lot of job that I can do, but the question is do that temporary job can help me? Make some profit? When we want to make some temporary job we must think about the cost, example place, food, transport, clothes etc, what the use if we do a temporary job to collect “working experience” when we making a negative profit? See student today not like old time student , when we graduate, we already has the load of money that we have to pay, not RM10 not RM20 its, RM19500! It’s RM19500! Not small money, for example if I do that temporary job, I say at the mall for example, how on earth I can take my work experience at the mall then suites to the government jobs? When all I do was standing, waiting for customers or working at the cashier? In government they don’t do anything like that. It’s just doesn’t making any sense at all. For me finding a job, just like finding a wife, we don’t fine a temporary wife, and we do not finds a lot of work quantity to get work experience, we only need one quality job, if we get that one quality job than that quality job can give all the work experience that we needed for. Am I right? Yes off course I was right.

p/s I really hate people who always compared their son with other son. Oh my son has a job, oh my son working at the government right now, oh my son has only got one year then he gonna work, guess what he still  have one year course and only uses SPM result! Well guess what I got a degree and I m very sure I can get a job within one year. I m gonna got a job while your son still in that place. I will shut your mouth so hard that you gave up or think of ever compared with me and your son for forever! See I have beat your son since UPSR, ok although I got kicked by your son twice at PMR or maybe SPM, well if hero win it all, it won’t be fun isn’t it? But the hero win again, remember at STPM I got an excellent result and also I got degree when I finish my study at UKM. Even so, I never ever arrogant, and yet you always criticize me, talk a bad thing about me, and I always be patient and always  talk about something else once you talk about UKM, cause I doesn’t wanna look proud and make you feel small, but you really cross that line! ONE THING FOR SURE, I PROMISE I WILL SHUT DOWN ALL THAT LOUSY MOUTH WHO ALWAYS CRITISM BEHIND AND IN FRONT OF ME! WHO ARE JEALOUS WHO CANNOT SEE ME SUCCEED! PEOPLE WHO ARE ALWAYS LOOKING DOWN ON ME! PEOPLE WHO ARE ALWAYS UNDERESTIMATED MY UKM! MY UKM! MY DEGREE! THEY SAY UKM NOT POPULAR? AND UKM DEGREE NOT LAKU?!!! WOW THEY HAVE A SET OF BALL TO SAY LIKE THAT! UKM IS ONE OF THE BEST UNIVERSITY IN MALAYSIA! SEE MY UNIVERSITY ALMOST 40 YEARS OLDS!  40 OF EXCELLENT YEARS! AND YOU SAY OUR DEGREE WAS A JUNK?! I GONNA FINDS A REAL GOOD JOB WITH THIS DEGREE! AND PROVE IT TO YOU AND SHUT YOUR LOUSSY MOUTH ONCE FOR ALL!!!!! FIQ!!!!! FIQTING!!!!!!!

The Top Ten HOW Bro Can Be AWESOME! True story

1)      Wear a suit! Suits a cool, exibit A. it will make every single man wants to be like us, and the girl wants to be in us, what upppp

2)      Loves Football

3)      Must have a bro’s gang at least 5 people

4)      Control Love not Love Control us

5)      Must have at least one or two favourite places to hang out

6)      One in a week, you must play sport, karaoke and jalan2 is also in sport category

7)      Must have bro-tittude, believe you are AWESOME!

8)      Do not wear crocs slippers at your feet, why? Are you a kid? Wearing animal slippers at your feet? So lame, crocs jeez why don’t they change that name to ugly slippers? Or weird slippers or Lame Slippers?

9)      When a girl wants to be in relationship with you, you have to SAY NO! do not be Love Slave, some bro has did it, and that bro, not bro people anymore. he became some sad not so awesome bro anymore, true story

10)   Do that nine thing up there and you will be AWESOME, BRO-SOME, BRO-AWE, BROAWESOME..true story

Accidently meet your ideal girl

Have you met your own ideal girl? Well I have a lot of experienced like that, for example I got that experienced when I was in a kid, I still can imagine how I felt at that moment like the first time I see her, my heart just get beats so fast, and my eyes just looking at her. Last time I felt like that was an august in 2009. That time I was on breakup crisis with my ex, in my life, for me it was the greatest knock out breakup ever happened to me. That breakup is what has created the new me, at that time I was really hate girl, really hate them with all my feeling. Every day I feeling down and sad, I just doesn’t know what has happen or how I will fight back. Suddenly, at that time, it was an after class, when I don’t know why but I’m really wanna go to that place, I hate go to a crowd place but at that time I think I should go because if I don’t go, I feel I will loss. It was a nice day, then I stop at some booth that showing an east cultures, so I stop and then try some cultures on me, when suddenly out of  nowhere , I saw a girl, not some girl, that girl for me was so “perfect” , I doesn’t even know why my heart suddenly feel alive, starting to beats fast, my eyes just straight looking at her beautiful smiles, so beautiful even today that feeling, every time when I see her I always get this feeling. It was something like an old romantic movie where a hero fall in love at the first sight when he looking at his future girl. That’s how I met her, my ideal girl, who make me fall in love again.

LIE GIRL BOY ?

Lie…everybody lie, for a good lie or bad lie reason…especially in love life, people certainly will lie and here TOP TEN WHY  MAN SHOULD TAKE AN EXTRA CAUTIOS WHEN A GIRL SAY BECAUSE IT CAN BE 99.9%  LIE or in short form we called it“TTPWSTAEXWAGBICB9L”

1. when a girl say she got more man friends than a girl friends, and she always say why girl doesn’t wanna be friends with her (oh, bro you better take extra alert this kind of girl, first maybe you see someone pictures on her hp, and then as fast as lighting, you’ll be on her ex boyfriends list, this kind of girl is medium playgirl) (Medium Playgirl)

2.When she say she got stepbro or s. (dudes! Careful! Maybe you will be her “step boyfriends”) this kind of girl when in situation when a boyfriend argues with girlfriend, guess who will comfort or take care of her? Yes! You’re right, her stepbro. Maybe her stepbro will get promoted to be her boyfriend and replace YOU! (Medium playgirl)

3.When a girl say she wanna check your hp but she doesn’t want you check hers ( this kind of girl are playgirl also she’s a queen of jealous. She can message or call anyone she like but if we do like that she will get angry. This kind of girls are also queen control and good in acting. (Maximum Playgirl)

4. When a girl say she’s single. (9/10 girls that say like that actually in relationship) it’s true, maybe she say like that because she angry or sad with her boyfriend but when their relationship okay, boom! It will make you SHOCK! SHOCK! SHOCK!  Careful bro , this kind of girl normally a hot chicks. ( Medium/ Maximum playgirl)

5. When a girl say she has breakup with her boyfriend (almost similar pattern of lie with no 4) (Medium Playgirl)

6. When she say she only love you (ehem, maybe she said that word to others too, you’ll never know) this one and old classic lie, many bro’s has been knock out by this word. Even Bob Marley say No Woman No Cry and yes, a lot of man cry (Medium/Maximum Playgirl)

7. when she say wow that guys is hot or handsome etc or give a positive reaction to others man even when her boyfriend in front of her!( this kind of girl ARE JERK AND the worst of Bro’s Nightmare) this is true playgirl, 10 or more boys she will never satisfied. (Maximum Playgirl) Respect girl

8. When suddenly out of nowhere, she want to breakup with you and say want to focus in study please do not disturb her again. (real meaning behind her words were : she said she already got new boyfriend, and she think that new boyfriend more useful to her than you bro. goodbye. Congratulation you have been dumped by your girlfriend bro

9. When she accidently send wrong text message to you, even worst she type a man’s name or sweet word like sayang, darling, papa, abang dll (ah! she will said she texting to her brothers, or stepbrothers or her classmates or her friends (it’s a lie, it’s a lie, don’t believe my word? Fine, secretly take her hp and check it yourself bro)

10. and the top ten why bro should take extra cautious when girls said were! Dugeun3x When she says she single then couple, then not long, she single’s again then be couple again in others word the relationship that she has, in one month there has been more than 10 times! She changes her relationship like change her clothes! ( I’m not sure how to describe, whether she minimum, medium or maximum playgirl) or just wants the attension.

Calling Out

I wake up in loneliness

 I wake up exhausted

I’m thinking about your smiling face

And I smile without even knowing

So I’ll go again

And after another beautiful season arrives

You left us longing and sadness

And I walk down the street again

Living my life one day after the other

 The tears are coming by hearing his name

I can’t hold it in so I can’t laugh like this

I try calling his name again

With the wounds he left in my heart

I’m trying to forget his name

Although I bite my lips not to say that

My love is only you

Living my life one day after the other

 The tears are coming by hearing his name

I can’t hold it in so I can’t laugh like this

I try calling his name again

Living my life as nothing has happened

When I’m longing for love

With the pain he left behind

The tears running constantly without knowing

Living my life one day after the other

 The tears are coming by hearing his name

I can’t hold it in so I can’t laugh like this

I try calling his name again

F!Q Talk about Supernatural

-         Supernatural..it was a very very good stories. I have experience it a lot since I was a kid. It was great but also scary too, and this is my true stories to ya guys…enjoy it :-D

-         First time I experienced this kind of supernatural, I’m only in sek ren I think darjah 3 or 4. Every time when i go to the kitchen, I heard “thing” walking on my roof. I was really scared go alone without my parents.

-         Second, when I heard my dad gave “salam” but not a complete “salam” but just “kum” it was exactly like my father voices. When I open the door, there was no one there! Fuh I got really chill in my body. Wooo daebak!

-         3^rd when I was mmm in form 1 maybe, I still remember clearly, I and my nephew went to one kedai that sell “colek buah” . on our way to that stall, we walk across one house.  Then without a thought in mind, we accidently see one white figure like a women wearing pray clothes. I said to my nephew, eh, it’s like someone we knew, so I and my nephew go near it, and I ask it, ( with a name someone we know) but it doesn’t answer my call. I try to go near, in my mind never come across that it was huhuhu you know who. I ask again, and go near it, then I saw a smile like a smile but honestly I still cannot see her face clearly even I was so near with it. Then with the lighting speed, in my mind! g..g…g..gho…ghost!!! I scream! When I giddy, my nephew already running far from me. I think I run really2 fast and then I go to my cousin’s house, I tell about that stories to them. About 10 minutes later I go to that place again, but it was gone. Later that day, I ask to that owner houses, she said that at that time, there were no one in her house. That experience really cool and one in life time. 

Love Gone

My heart are broken soul

With the love I had long time ago

 I swear I will never heal again.

As day go by,

My heart become so weaken

 I try to smile, but I cannot

Smile happily like normal

I always ask myself what’s my fault?

I always crying out your name

Maybe I don’t deserved to be in love

As I try hard, love begin far away

Facing  day tomorrow always hard for me

I try to think how I can live

With the wounds in my heart

I cannot pretend this never happened

Even if I try, I cannot lie

The love that has gone from my life

Maybe I don’t deserved to be in love

As I try hard, love begin far away

Facing  day tomorrow always hard for me

I try to think how I can live

The love that I believe

Should I cry or should I scream

but I know my heart will never heal

I know that love will never back To me

Maybe I don’t deserved to be in love

As I try hard, love begin far away

Facing day tomorrow always hard for me

I try to think how I can live

 Fiq...........

F!Q about SNSD & CN BLUE

-         So Nyuh Shi Dae or Girl Generation. Was one of my favourite Girl Band. This members group like Taeyeon, Sunny, Seo Hyun, Tifanny, Yuri, Yoona, Hyohyeon, Sooyoung and Jessica. 1^st time I see them was a Hoot Mv, and it was WOW. It’s really sexy but in cute way and that song was catchy and classic but in modern style. I became more like them after see one of their members in We Got Married, that member were SeoHyun ( maknae ), she married with Yonghwa ( Leader of Cn Blue ), she was like cute but innocent person. Funny smart and sometimes like a kid that really sweet. While Yonghwa was a choding guy, but romantic. They both were really good together and I watch all their episodes. Unfortunately for Yonghwa not able to meet SeoHyun’s family.

-         I also watch SNSD leader Taeyheon in WGM also, she’s sweet but her husband not really great but still it was funny to watch. Others Variety Show that I watch was SNSD in Dream Team which Hyoyeon win it, SNSD in Hello Baby were Sunny really have been a good mother while Tifanny…ah and also in Invicible Youth but I watch only one episodes…hehehe have to watch yourself.  Recently I see SNSD on Happy Together which SeoHyun, Taeyheon, Sunny, SooYoung and Yuri take part in.

-         CNBlue, I know them when I see Oetoriya ( I’m a Loner) MV, it was AWE…wait for my word…….wait for my word……………SOME! It was AWESOME. Then I get to know them better in WE GOT MARRIED were Yonghwa married to SeoHyun. 

What I Love about Arsenal FC

-I still remember how Arsenal FC made an unbeaten record in 03-04 season, and I was like WOW. Not in modern history of football in season doesn’t lose a single games!.  A player like Theirry Henry, Pires, Sol Campbell, Viera, Ljungberg, Berkamp and others great player was really make me fell in Love with Arsenal. My “luar negara” football fever arrives in my life when I was at form 3. I was charm by they way they play football, different  from others club. Their passing, speed, vision, control, just…just amazing.

-this season, Arsenal has lost their main player like Fabregas to Belacan FC and Nasri to Man Kitty, but Wenger has made a drastic decision when Arsenal buy Per Metsacker, Andre Santos, Chamberlain, Arteta and Gervinho. It was a  whole new dimension of how Arsenal play. Previously, most of Arsenal attacks came from midfield, like Fabregas, Nasri or Wilshire gave a tru ball to van persie, but now Arsenal attacks more coming from wings. So a player like Gervinho, Walcott and Chamberlain ( they got at speed ) can run deeply and gave the ball to Van Persie.  It was a whole new dimension of Arsenal.

- look at this season, Arsenal even has their legend Henry with them. Like an old time, when King Henry on the field he scored a lot of goals and I hope he can do it again with Robin Van Persie. I think in next season Arsenal should buy Hazard, E.Cavanni or Pastore .

-and now almost 10 years I’ve been support them through thick and thin of their up and down season I still and always love Arsenal. I love them more than I love TRW, why? Because Arsenal is what I love about football, why love something that play sucks. Sorry I have to say this, I just don’t like how FAM controlling our national football league, sekejap can play import player sekejap cannot play import player. I remember once Kedah three in the row winning all 3 champions in 3 years! It was amazing record and love watching them play. After 3 years of Kedah monopoly, FAM has decided not allowed import player play in Malaysia Football League. As For the results, Kedah’s football has drop so awful. Then Selangor play on AFC, they were beating by Vietnam Club so horribly and that’s when FAM decided to allowed import player can play again in our Malaysian Football League. Before that, our football league are so open, anyone can be champions look at 2011 season, Kelantan win Super League, Terengganu win Fa Cup while N9 win Malaysia Cup. That’s the reason why I don’t like Malaysia football league and talk about football news, the way they do just like 60 or 70 an. Come on be more modern and exciting just like BPL. Why we love copy the film or music from west but don’t wanna copy their way of football. It is more exciting and AWESOME.

-  p/s I hope Arsenal FC can do something about their chance of winning Champion League. Once a GoOnEr always a GoONeRs.

My Dream Girl (maybe in da future)

1)    Cute and sweet ( when she smile, all I can say is …awwwwww sooo cute) (@^_^@) blushing & Shy

2)    Must good to parents and always respect older ( that’s the way Malaysian people should do)

3)    Funny and romantic and smart

4)    Love animals (etc cats) Meooowww

5)    Love sports especially football, support Arsenal FC or others club also can ( can’t be too picky) goallllll!!! hehe

6)    Love music

7)    Don’t be too control queen and jealously

8)    Not too city girl more sweet kampong girl

9)    Loves to cook and take care her boy

10)           She also can make decision, not always relying on me etc where to date, where we can dated, what movies do we want to see

           ( Seo Hyun) :-D

10 Things Why I Think Relationship Sucks

1)    Relationship makes us feel jealous

2)    Relationship mean we must dated (lame)

3)    We cannot do the thing that we love when we were single(it’s true)

4)    Must think about other feelings (yuck)

5)    Relationship makes us feels like…..be in relationship (and it sucks)

6)    In relationship, a lot of people just cheated others feeling, I bet 9/10 people lie to their lovers ( facts)

7)    Lover=Loser ( it’s true)

8)    I’ll just hated relationship ( :-P)

9)    Must remember all important day like anniversary, birthday etc

(sorry  girl, I’ m not a calendar)

10)  When I’m in relationship I’m just “awe” but when I’m single, I’m just “AWESOME” (true story)

Fiq Opinion bout Pets

-         Hi, wc 2 Fiq’s Blog…today I m gonna talk bout pets. What is pets? For me pets are an animal ex cats, fish, dog, snake etc dat we keep it inside or out of our house …I bet out of 7/10 people has pets. I also has a pets n my pets are cats & fish, for me cats has been an important part in my life and I think in my 24 years old, my house has never ever not  to have pets. Even On my baby picture, there was a cats sitting left and right of my head ( haha ).

-         I’ll even remember when I was at form six, I live alone in my house. So my cats who was my companion. My cats was great, in fact the best in da world, you know, always when subuh prayer, they will always like meowwwwing at my face like wanna wake me up and I’m not bluffing coz it is a true story.

-         Now I got like 6 of them. 3 olds cats and 3 kittens. I love them, 2 of them were yellow  orange colours. Believe or not, I’ll never have cats dat kind of colours and even more special about my cats, their birthday was the night that Malaysia defeat Indonesia in Sea Games football final! I think dat why they looks like Harimau hehe. One of them are black+white and his face OMG so funny, it’s looks like he has a moustache but in kind of funny way. I once have a black kitten that got 6 toes, plus all the toes he got = 24 but recently he died. Poor him.

-         u know what, i just really hate people who don’t want their pets especially kitten because they only want to keep one cats. Well you know what, cats can also give birth! If you don’t want a kitten than just keep male cats. Do not or ever throw a kitten to someone houses or separated them until 3 or 4 month or they hav stop having milk. Because you know, it just can make them died, like human babies, they also need milk because they were young.

-         AK,Please remember when you have a pets you have responsible. If you  afraid cannot fulfill it, then DON’T.